Post by Leonardo on Dec 25, 2013 23:37:17 GMT -6
A group of five or six young dogs sat in a half circle near the corner of an old shoppe building. Normally, young thugs would be up to no good, plotting, conspiring. However, this bunch was doing nothing of the sort. Laughs rang out from amongst the group, mixed with taunts and boastful shouts. They were eating out of a dumpster and drinking water out of an old tire. This was a perfect day. They were good-timing.
Vincent De Luca was situated in the middle of the group, finishing up his tall tale. He was vivid in his descriptions, acting out the best parts and causing uproars of laughter. Every couple of seconds he playfully responded to a benign insult granted by one of his buddies, and then continued to entertain. It was his day off, and while humans spent theirs at a bar being loud and drunk, capos spent it outside of one--doing the same thing.
"--So I'm stuck between a rock n' a 'ard place, eh? No wheah t' go. Two guys on my right, anotha two on my left. I'm thinkin' I'm screwed, amirite?" The others mumbled in agreement. "I'm sayin' mah prayah's, but I ain't backin' down. I know I ain't gonna see mah family again or friends--"
"You was sad dat you ain't gonna see me anymore, wasn't ya Vinny?", interrupted one beefy terrier.
"--No Murray, I was actually thankin' da Lord I wouldn't see ya's ugly mug agin'", this brought thunderous laughter, especially from Murray, "--So the main thug tells me dat I'm finished, an' dat dis was da last time I'd be stealin from dem, yada yada yada, and then cawls in his 'bawss'. Imagine my surprise when dis insane broad walks in...I'm tawlkin' curves, hips, everythin'." The others chuckled and grinned slyly. "So naturally my eyes...dey wander, amirite? Heheh. She's supposed to be awl tuff, but I suddenly start to get da feelin' she's diggin' me too, see? So I play da "you got me, I'm sorry, don't kill me" card. She starts buyin' it, see? An' she tells me off, biting me, feelin' on my hipsssss" The others laughed uncontrollably, "Finally she tells me she was gonna teach me a lesson, an' ordas her thugs to go outside."
The others implored, "Well, what happened?"
Vinny grinned. "Let's just say, she was in major heat!"
"AAAAAHHHH C'MAAAN" The others cried out in unison and jumped on Vinny, playfully pushing him around and calling him a liar. Vinny laughed with them and limply fought back. Yeah. It was a good day.
Vincent De Luca was situated in the middle of the group, finishing up his tall tale. He was vivid in his descriptions, acting out the best parts and causing uproars of laughter. Every couple of seconds he playfully responded to a benign insult granted by one of his buddies, and then continued to entertain. It was his day off, and while humans spent theirs at a bar being loud and drunk, capos spent it outside of one--doing the same thing.
"--So I'm stuck between a rock n' a 'ard place, eh? No wheah t' go. Two guys on my right, anotha two on my left. I'm thinkin' I'm screwed, amirite?" The others mumbled in agreement. "I'm sayin' mah prayah's, but I ain't backin' down. I know I ain't gonna see mah family again or friends--"
"You was sad dat you ain't gonna see me anymore, wasn't ya Vinny?", interrupted one beefy terrier.
"--No Murray, I was actually thankin' da Lord I wouldn't see ya's ugly mug agin'", this brought thunderous laughter, especially from Murray, "--So the main thug tells me dat I'm finished, an' dat dis was da last time I'd be stealin from dem, yada yada yada, and then cawls in his 'bawss'. Imagine my surprise when dis insane broad walks in...I'm tawlkin' curves, hips, everythin'." The others chuckled and grinned slyly. "So naturally my eyes...dey wander, amirite? Heheh. She's supposed to be awl tuff, but I suddenly start to get da feelin' she's diggin' me too, see? So I play da "you got me, I'm sorry, don't kill me" card. She starts buyin' it, see? An' she tells me off, biting me, feelin' on my hipsssss" The others laughed uncontrollably, "Finally she tells me she was gonna teach me a lesson, an' ordas her thugs to go outside."
The others implored, "Well, what happened?"
Vinny grinned. "Let's just say, she was in major heat!"
"AAAAAHHHH C'MAAAN" The others cried out in unison and jumped on Vinny, playfully pushing him around and calling him a liar. Vinny laughed with them and limply fought back. Yeah. It was a good day.